Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Dear, oh Dear...

Dear New Doggie Groomer,

Today we dropped our family doggie off that we affectionately refer to as Monkey Dog. Hubby forgave the strong stench of cigarette smoke while dropping little Monkey Dog off with you. However, when you call us two hours later to let us know our doggie is ready and we arrange a pick up time A. you should be there at said time and B. please for all things Holy, do NOT, I REPEAT, DO.NOT let my Hubby in on the inside scoop of your monthly "visitor" and how your tampon is not doing what it is supposed to. Put your apron back on and cover the evidence. This will cause you to lose a client. PROMISE.

Sincerely,
The Wife

7 comments:

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Goodness...your husband is nicer than we are. My hubby would have walked out the door at the first hint of cigarette smoke.

Snooty Primadona said...

Oh. Dear. God. File this under Too Much Information...

Just Ask Beth said...

WTF! OmG! i am laughing!! Congrats on the BABY!! I have 3 and love it!

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Oh my. Talk about TMI. For real, find a new groomer.

morewineplease said...

HOLY CRAP!!!!
TMI!!!
poor hubby!

Pink Flamingo said...

Oh my goodness...I'd find a new groomer.

southerncollegegirl said...

LMAO!

Only you would have story like this!!!!!